A Three Sentence at A Time Neverending Tale

[Romans Mom]

A story begins - we each add a sentence or two or a couple of paragraphs....and we're off and running....let's see how creative we really are....I'll let someone start. :) It doesn't have to be about a Chihuahua, but perhaps we can bring Chis, other dogs, cats, etc. in when it's fitting. Afterall, what's life without them. :hearts: :)


Here we go!


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Be the first to start! 8)

[islandbabies]

Once upon a time in a far away land, a beautiful Havanese named Sasha lived in a castle. Waiting for her prince charming to come and rescue her, but all creatures great and small could not succeed. Sasha began giving up hope, she was nearing 2 and heard rumors she would never get a man because of her jiggly body.

[Romans Mom]

As she looked in the mirror and pondered what she needed to do, she realized that the first thing was to cut her bangs since she couldn't really see herself the way she needed to. Then, she made a quick assesment on the other beauty needs she would need to have done. As she took the pen into her hand, she realized she needed a manicure as well.

"Oh my goodness!" she exclaimed. "How will I manage this?" *cry*

[Zoeluvs2chis]

Sasha immediately called a Yellow cab to her castle and as she put her two front paws into the taxi, she realized she was sharing the ride with the most fabulous of drivers! Deep, exotic eyes landed their gaze upon Sasha, and her heart throbbed to be in the presence of such a macho Chihuahua. Mr. Brownie could hardly contain his own feelings of rapture, as he sped to deliver Sasha to the manicurist.
He hoped she didn't see his small stature as being problematic, while he shifted in his seat to conceal the stack of New York City phone books he used to prop himself up to the steering wheel! :oops:

[Romans Mom]

Traffic was slow. They sat quietly, neither making eye contact. The sounds of honking horns, the sirens, the others screaming, "Hurry up already!" from their cars made Sasha giggle thinking of how easy it would be to chase a tire at this moment. Mr. Brownie's eyes were fixed on her in the mirror.

[Zoeluvs2chis]

He wondered to himself if she was wearing fuschia lipstick or if her lips were succelently and naturally so vibrant. He also pondered if Sasha would view him differently if she knew he held this job as a taxi driver, only to fight boredom. Afterall, he wanted her to get to know HIM, not to be intimidated that he was the Chief of Staff of Neurology at the local hospital. :arrow:

[islandbabies]

As they looked at one another trying to turn away as the other looked in the mirror, Sasha cleared her throat. "Ah ah ah hem, excuse me" Mr. Brownie, hesitant she would laugh at his little voice said "yes ma'am?"

[Zoeluvs2chis]

"I'll be getting a manicure this morning, but I am always so indecisive about choosing the nail polish color. It would be fantastic if you could accompany me into the shop and help me select something sassy that would draw attention to me, and eventually perhaps, bring me a boyfriend."

Mr. Brownie, shocked and delighted at this invitation, erratically swerved into a flock of pigeons who hungrily lingered at a fallen husk of bread from a discarded passerby. Feathers flew! :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

[Romans Mom]

The driver in the car behind them slammed on his breaks. A handsome man with long hair slowly got out of his car. "Is everyone alright here?" I've never seen piegons play in the road before! Oh, I shouldn't be so rude. I am Roman. I am new to this city and looking for a great restraunt." He could see there were sparks between these two in the cab.

[Zoeluvs2chis]

Like a vulture sweeping greedily toward its prey, Sasha, though petite and feminine, guarded Mr. Brownie as if he were a tasty Greenie she would savor during an episode of "The Young and The Restless." With her furry chest jutting forward, she lunged at Roman and seered angrily, "No, there are NO great restaurants here in this city, Pal!"

[Amaze]

Taken aback by her attitude, Mr. Roman replied huffily,
"Well, excuse me mam! I just wanted to find a nice place to seat and get a bite of Puppy Chow with my long-lost auntie Sheba!

[Zoeluvs2chis]

Just then, like a clap of thunder, a wise old owl swooped down and began hooting to dispense all the pandemonium. He offered some sage advice to all those who gathered at the traffic snarl....

[Romans Mom]

"Hoo hoo hoo hoo do do do you you you you think you all are to be in the midst of Pigeon feathers in the road?" Hoo hoo Go to the Kibble Cafe' and have a nice meal of Tasty Choice or Alpo."

Everyone thought that was a great idea, except for the food choices, and Auntie Sheba was especially hungry since they had just driven from two states away without a nibble or drink of water. So they all parked their cars, made a quick pit stop at the park and strolled down the street.

[Romans Mom]

(I am more of a crazy kids story, than a hot and steamie story, aren't I? :oops: )

[Zoeluvs2chis]

Because the food was Alpo, and not a premium brand, Sasha became ill with food poisoning and was rushed to the University Hospital, with Mr. Brownie by her side. He held her paw anxiously, wondering what Sheba would say as she was wheeled on a stretcher past his office with his name emblazened boldly on the door! The secret would be out!

[Luckys Mom]

that them two had an affair going on behind her back..uh oh

[Romans Mom]

Although Sasha was very concerned about Sheba's health, she couldn't help but feel a little left sad that Mr. Brownie was paw in paw with Sheba. "Why would he be by her side? He doesn't even know her." she thought to herself. "The only time I've seen a man act like this was on the TV Show, Marcus Welby, M.D., AND HE WAS A DOCTOR." Now Sasha had to follow them quickly. "How interesting - Mr. Brownie is a cab driver -or IS HE!?!"