Letterman's Top Ten Archives

[Romans Mom]

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Just enter any subject, word, or topic, and you'll get a list of them.

[Romans Mom]

On computers...

Top Ten Signs You Bought a Bad Computer


10. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.

9. Its celebrity spokesman is that "Hey Vern!" guy.

8. In order to start it you need some jumper cables and a friend's car.

7. You know them floppy disks? Well this baby's got a floppy keyboard!

6. You type in: "Need comedy bit for talk show"; it prints out: "Stunt doubles."

5. Whenever you turn it on, all the dogs in your neighborhood start howling.

4. Screen frequently freezes and message comes up "Ain't it break -time, Chester?"

3. The manual contains one sentence: "Good luck!"

2. The only chip inside is a Dorito.

1. It cyber-sucks!

[Romans Mom]

Top Ten Signs You Have A Lame Computer Virus


10. Erases hard drive, replaces it with exactly what was there before.

9. You turn on the computer and it starts spitting out $50s.

8. Attacks processor by decreasing RAM by 20 megabytes -- basically turns cursor into Ms. Pac Man.

7. All your software now registered to some guy named "Shecky."

6. All the adult sites now have photos of nude Bill Gates.

5. You now have access to only 48,765 'N Sync sites.

4. Every time you type the phrase "saucer of milk" computer meows.

3. Turns computer monitor into television that only shows CBS.

2. E-mails your friends telling them you actually bought one of those George Foreman grills.

1. It's programmed to go off sometime in the year 1963.

[islandbabies]

Oh I like the idea of #9 on the virus computer! Now I definately wouldn't mind a virus like that. But could we up the bills a bit?! :lol:

[Romans Mom]

JenJen, When you get that #9 virus, please email me so I can get exposed. LOL

[Sandy Balto]

this is what i got w
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CBS | Late Show Top Ten Archive: August 01, 1994
...Quayle claims he was President and "George Bush" was his yappy little pet chihuahua 7. Calls Letterman a jerk, when in fact he's a dork 6....


CBS | Late Show Top Ten Archive: June 09, 1999
...2. Something the Taco Bell chihuahua gets shots for. 1. One of them Jewish holidays. Back To June 1999 Archive Choose a...


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[islandbabies]

Hmmmm??? Maybe David Letterman is a closet chi lover?!

[Romans Mom]

Oh Sandy! The Chihuahua ones are hilarious!